There is no such thing as a ” quick trip” to the bookstore .
Things like these are why I hate the word “headcanon” now
Um this makes a lot of sense though or are ya’ll just trying to be like “demisexuality isn’t real” because if so please go throw yourself in the dumpster where you belong.
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
You don’t tell her what she can’t do
when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready
masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies, expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person
By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air
fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh
Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.
"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"
NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT
THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BEING ABLE TO FEEL SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH
I think netflix made a mistake..
Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button
imagine all 9 season of supernatural but rather than the two Winchester brothers you have the three Kardashian sisters
It’s literally impossible to pick a favorite character on this show.
99.9% of the people on this website are stupid
i am the 1%
dumbass you mean 0.1%