canadianslut: I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
gabanti: my biggest problem in life is that you can’t put emphasis on “i” by capitalizing it
ikerrr: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
The thing that sucks about Girls and Seinfeld and Sex and the City and every...– Hipster Racism Runoff And The Search for The Black Costanza by Cord Jefferson @ Gawker When they look at us, they see strangers. (via darkdarkgirlvashti) I was trying to find this quote recently. I don’t think most white people understand how it feels to be thought of as only as a dehumanized...
sirdoctorandhisrose: synchronoise-ity: Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor “get in the fucking tardis GOD” “this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing” doctor, where are we? “in the shit.”
jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
unfollower: no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused
sexhaver: boredlord: What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism? this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
renlybaratheeon: you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
roymustang: you know what i love i love when you find that one character. that character that is your absolute favorite. the character that, just by thinking of them, makes you incredibly emotional. you know that character is the one for you. they’re your number one. and you know you will never love another more
becca1357: astudyinadventure: I finally figured out why this season of Doctor Who feels different. Instead of seeing the Doctor through the companion’s eyes, we’re seeing the companion through the Doctor’s eyes. Holy shit!
My week is basically: Monday Monday #2 Monday #3 Monday #4 Friday Saturday Pre-Monday
ibrokethestars: that one friend that’s exactly like you but better
pizza: rockandkrull: pizza: i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty...
danwasonfireonce: amazingphanonfire: darbyelisee: schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them and here i thought schools have stairs so you can throw other people down them.. both, both is good
princeowl: ‘if youre tired during school just go to bed earlier’
ponticat: earthyqueer: superyouandinvisibleme: “You can’t be asexual because you don’t reproduce by self-replicating” is basically the same argument as “Your nose can’t be running because it doesn’t have feet.” oh my god this is going on my list of fave asexual posts
jesuschristvevo: brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment